Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.
Step 2: Click HERE
Step 3: Press f11
Step 4: Start typing frantically.
Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.
Step 6: ???????
Step 7: Profit
Dog May Actually Be Samuel L. Jackson
“Does he look like a bitch?”
“Nothing is as it has been and I miss your face like hell..And I guess it’s just as well, but I miss your face like hell..”
Basically, you and your body are involved in one big, creepy Feeder relationship.
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Store Has Aisle For All the Ingredients!
One day, Rolls, you will reach the status of ingredient. But today is not that day.
Mama stays out of this, OK?
The moral of the story: it takes a little more than roasting a cannibalistic witch alive to terrify your average Scottish child.
The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Disney Fairy Tales
#3. Scottish Hansel and Gretel Make the Monster Murder His Own Family
In the Scottish tale “Molly Whuppie,” a family decides that they have too many children and leave three of the daughters out in the middle of the woods to die. The three girls wander around until they discover a house where, instead of a witch, a family of ogres lives.
Knowing that Ogre Dad is probably going to murder them in the night, the human girls trick the dad into thinking his own children are the visitors. That’s right — Ogre Dad slips into the room in the middle of the night and, due to the human girls’ ploy, inadvertently strangles his own daughters to death like a shriekingly blood-hungry Shrek.
How To Make Your Bed and Lie in it:
Step 1: Make Bed.
Step 2: Lie in that motherfucker.
